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Alaura. 17. California. Nerd to the extreme. Writer. Depressed. Lizist (see tumblr user egg-rolls). Agnostic. Crazy as fuck.

Just a word of advice: don't steal Elminster's grass- could result in a near-TPK experience.

Be prepared for Disney, Harry Potter, Superwholock, ect.

Feel free to drop a line in my inbox- any interrogations or simple "hello"s will be much appreciated!

that awkward moment when you’re following so many blogs and want to unfollow a few that you don’t reblog from but you can’t recognize which ones you don’t wanna unfollow from those you do so you sit going through your following list with no idea who to click on

heaintevenagoodlyrottenappeltho:

bilbos-buttons:

discountdemonarmy:

theatomicboom:

wouldn’t that be hilarious if the third series of sherlock started with “nope sherlock is actually dead tough shit you all waited for nothing” 

and then it’s just this picture for the next hour and a half:

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The sad thing is we’d probably all stay and watch the picture of Moffat’s face for the entire time

Just to make sure it’s still Moffat’s face…

Don’t blink

anythingphotography:

Mind-Bending Photo-Manipulations by Erik Johansson

Erik Johansen’s pictures are worth more than a thousand words. The German born, Swedish based photographer enjoys nothing more than manipulating the mind with his tantalizing visual imagery. His vivid imagination and surreal forms create brilliant pictures of surreal moments, all with a hint of the believable. Originally a computer engineering student, Johansson currently works on personal projects as well as commissioned ones.

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askfrxsty:

i want some anons but prolly wont get some 

spenacethemenace:

lesb1an:

keepmyheadabove:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

What cuties

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

iconise:

ok so once in class i was blogging and there was a girl infront of me who was scrolling down her dash and i realised she followed me coz all of my posts were on her dash anyway i made a textpost that was like 

turn around if you are in room N301

and she turned around and i just looked at her and her expression was the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life

elisimogen:

hanktalkin:

DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEBER HOW DARK THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY WAS.

filed under: childrens movies that shouldn’t have been childrens movies

themightyblim:

miss-azura:

bifrostedflake:

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MAKE LOKI FIX IT

Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

sherlockedfandom:

a-detective-in-the-tardis:

sarcasticsharkz:

Forever Reblog

I love how Billie is even more into it than David

The bottom middle one though

Can we just appreciate the excellent hip movement of Freema 

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

cardofrage:

that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade:

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.

My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.

callmep00deep:


erisdaughter:

thumbsinthefridge:

archivesofgallifrey:

gigantorthemooseking:

Hey Karen. Remember when you encouraged me to make this and no one reblogged?

But it worked with Benny’s hand, how was I supposed to know people would suddenly spontaneously suck?

Okay but this is obvious there’s no way no one can recognize that

how the fuck do people not recognize this

i’m not even a part of that fandom and I know whose fucking mouth that is

callmep00deep:

erisdaughter:

thumbsinthefridge:

archivesofgallifrey:

gigantorthemooseking:

Hey Karen. Remember when you encouraged me to make this and no one reblogged?

But it worked with Benny’s hand, how was I supposed to know people would suddenly spontaneously suck?

Okay but this is obvious there’s no way no one can recognize that

how the fuck do people not recognize this

i’m not even a part of that fandom and I know whose fucking mouth that is